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My name is Rachel, I'm 20, I'm a makeup artist, wannabe hairstylist, and real-life fairy.


broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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ilookedanew:

thebardofeccentricity:

parks and recreation + text posts

perfect text post is perfect

elfinsparkles

perf

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thebatsmeow asked: 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?


Answer:

uhhhhh i mean they fall down all the time because my butt is too small but never all the way down hahaha

— 30 minutes ago with 2 notes

Omg yes please these are fab

1. Did you wake up cranky?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
— 33 minutes ago with 595802 notes

being a woman is terrible

my uterus feels like it’s trying to destroy me

someone help

— 43 minutes ago with 1 note
#i'msorryineedtocomplainsomewhere 

ilookedanew:

littleheartss:

get to know me meme: [2/8] favorite female characters ✿ April Ludgate

"Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!"

elfinsparkles

She is who I want to be 💕💕💕

— 58 minutes ago with 626 notes

ilookedanew:

thebardofeccentricity:

parks and recreation + text posts

perfect text post is perfect

elfinsparkles

Yessss

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nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

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— 7 hours ago with 240705 notes
ilookedanew asked: 9, 15, 20, 37


Answer:

9. Favorite Movie?

At the moment: Guardians of The Galaxy

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?

Invisibility. Touch all the butts.

20. Blind or Deaf?

Deaf probably

37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?

both??? mostly away I think?

— 7 hours ago with 3 notes

pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick

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